Theories, Mr. Cook?

"The Shocker"
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
How touching and romantic, right?
Put your fingers forward, flat, and use you thumb to hold down the ring finger.
Wow. I bet it was an engineer who figured THIS one out, eh?

"Super-Finger"
Dane Cook's little baby. Middle and ring fingers extended out with the thumb out... usually used to double up the "fuck you"/bird gesture but, given its similarities to the shocker in both appearance and use, I include it here as well.

So why am I bringing this up now?
No real reason except for a passing thought I had while holding my arm out the window driving back from Halloween Horror Nights today. I'll get to the thought in a moment...
First, I want to discuss the manual stimulation of a woman. "Assisted masturbation" sounds silly so I don't like to use that phrase.
"Fiddling her diddle" works for me. :o)
"Priming her for rod insertion."
"Double clicking her mouse."
"Pushing her button."
"Tapping out 'F-U-C-K- -M-E' in morse code."

We guys love to talk about it.

"Stink finger."
"Excavating her sugar mine."
"Looking for my keys."
"Deep C fishing."
"Testing her depths."

There's a lot that goes on in sex or, more specifically, foreplay. And good session of sex should have a sufficient amount of foreplay. Sure, the act can end without ever having any sort of intercourse but that can be decided in the moment and this shouldn't affect the beginnings at all.
Guys may tend to approach the act as "How soon can I get my dick wet?" but I find this to be too limiting a view on it all. I have my times where it's all about the sex and, I'm sorry to say, I have been with some who were simply about having MY fun. I'm not proud and I am constantly striving to improve and be more selfless.
Some will say I have succeeded.
Some probably won't.
It's the name of the game.
But see, I have always been fascinated by sex, the female form, the female orgasm and so on. It's the act of giving pleasure that is so truly engrossing to me. There is no better sight than watching a woman climax.
Especially a GOOD one.
There is something about watching her almost lose control and, sometimes, fight to maintain the control only to have it YANKED out from under her.
I really love it when she shakes and twitches a bit.
THAT is awesome.
Can't say I am a fan of the squirting thing. Some guys are into that, I am already concerned about the mess I make and often find myself concerned about potential staining. Heaven help me if the chick shoots out a jet of sticky.
But I digress....
I have no problem going down on a woman but doing that, while EXTREMELY intimate in one sense, is also quite distancing in others.
You can't really kiss her.
Not talking about the women who won't taste themselves.
BLECH!!
YUCK!
What the hell are you doing?!?!
SLAP!
No, I am just referring to distance. You can't kiss her lips of neck or breasts without having to stop licking.
So for MY money, my favorite time is to be able to kiss her while I stimulate her manually. Kissing a woman, looking deep into her eyes, while she orgasms by my hand... a better moment I have yet to find.
That includes my OWN orgasms.
I simply enjoy giving WAY too much to ever place the enjoyment OVER whatever pleasure I get when I... spurt.
This is not tough talk. This is not macho grandstanding. This is the honest truth. I haven't always been like this with everyone and for those of you I wasn't, assuming you still read this, I am sorry. I have bad days, too!
I feel bad for those women who don't have a guy showing them this sort of attention. I believe in the "all for her" sessions. I love those. I don't mind her wanting to please ME, in fact, it's relaxing. The idea that she WANTS to give me an "all about me" session is enough to make me feel ok doing even MORE for her. Sure, I'll let her do whatever she wants to do to feel she makes me happy... in truth, I already AM happy before that subject is even brought up.
Anywho.. .this all came to my mind when I thought back to that classic line in Revenge of the Nerds when Carradine's character has just gotten the cheerleader chick and she basically says "wow, where'd you learn that?"
"All jocks think about is sports. All we think about is sex."
Nerds aren't all the same. Those that can relax enough to let their minds wander and their hands and more EXPLORE... well, they'll find some happy womenses on the receiving end. But the womenses have to give these guys a CHANCE.
Sure, you'll run into a few that have no clue what to do... but I guarantee you they are willing to learn! Show them the way, and they will show you more.
Nerds like to learn.
Geeks like to touch women.
Dweebs like to feel they are actually DOING something.
You want proof? Let's take a look at something geeks and nerds and dweebs know all too well.
That's right...
The REAL "Shocker"...
A TRUE "Double Barrel Super Finger"!!!

Now you get it, ladies?
Do you understand NOW?!?!



GEEKS ROCK!!!